Dumb and Glib

On MSNBC tonight, Cenk Ungyr asks his power panel, "What do Republican voters want?" One week they are all for Haley Barbour, the next for Mitt Romney, and now it's Michele Bachmann. In polls, the placeholder Republican candidate wins overwhelmingly over actual Republican candidates.

So, who do they want? They discard Tea Party crazies, authoritarians, anti-union, pro-Christian, anti-tax, and anti-abortion candidates at a dizzying speed. And these are issues they say matter. So what is it? What do they want?

Come on. They want Ronald Reagan. If they could just dig him up, prop him up, and run him again, they would be so happy. But what they get are G. W. Bush II. All these candidates are dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb. They are dumb and glib, just like George W. Bush. If they know anything, and most don't, they sometimes know something about business (just like George W. Bush), which makes them shitty politicians who sleep with shitty greedy people who have shitty anti-worker goals.

God, these people are dumb. Republicans are not going to vote for another dumb, glib candidate. And that leaves them with no one. There is no credible, intelligent person on this Earth who believes that cutting government spending leads to jobs. That's just about the most fucking stupidest thing anyone has ever drunkenly bloviated from the podium. No person with a working gray cell in his or her head believes that shoveling money into Swiss bank accounts puts food on the table or pays the rent.

Jackasses.