The Tea Party Summer Camp

Apparently the tea party is sad about the long-lost Gold Standard.

So am I! I am totally bummed about that.

You know what else I'm bummed about? Stamps! Stamps are legal currency! Hey, you know what? You can't use stamps at 7-11 to buy anything! I swear. Try it

You know what else you can't use? A giant bag of pennies. You totally cannot buy about a million things with giant bags of pennies. You can't buy a car. You can't buy a TV. I would PAY to see you try and buy a pair of sexy expensive shoes with bags of pennies and books of stamps. I would fucking pay to see that.

Oh, Tea Party, you are so silly.

Or, you could do what everyone else does, you could work for the money to buy the shoes or to qualify for credit. Because that's the way the world works today. Our monetary system is based on work and the confidence that we will continue to work.



Tea Party Summer Camp for Tiny Tea Tots